We’re constantly encouraged to take public transportation. Why? To help save the environment. Forget that! The only good thing that comes from from saving the environment is a climate that isn’t changing drastically enough.
First, we all need to discontinue the use of any public transportation. Second, we need to mock those who use public transportation. By mocking our PT-riding comrades, we shame can shame them into driving their own cars.
Here are a few things you can say to the PT-riders:
- You take the train to work? I heard only losers take the train to work.
- The bus? The one time I took the bus to work I got a disease and accidentally did some drugs.
- Reduce your carbon footprint by taking public transportation? That was cool like 20 years ago.
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