Lights use electricity. Electricity uses fossil fuels. Fossil fuels speed up global warming. If you use critical thinking, you’ll critically think that you’d be an idiot not to constantly leave your lights on. Here are some benefits of always leaving every light in your house on:
- It will speed up global warming. This one’s obvious.
- It will cure you of any depression. If you house is always really bright, how can you be depressed?
- It will make it easier for you to wake up in the morning.
- It will stimulate the economy because you’ll have to buy more lightbulbs.
3 Comments
Monday at 9:18 am
amen, those CFLs are annoying
Monday at 2:27 pm
You’re preachin’ to the choir my friend.
Sunday at 7:04 pm
LOL i never do, for years, never had a single green bulb in my life : )