According to the Food and Agricultural Organization of the United Nations, “Livestock are responsible for 18 per cent of the greenhouse gases that cause global warming”. How do livestock release these greenhouse gases? Well, when they pass gas, they let off massive amounts of carbon dioxide.
No explanation needed here. The more meat we eat, the more animals farmers will breed, the more animals there will be to pass gass, the more greenhouse gases the animals emit, the hotter it gets.
From now on, eat only meat. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner = meat. If you get confused about what is acceptable and what isn’t, please refer to the food pyramid below.
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Thanks for the kind comment Joe. I think you’re a pretty swell guy.
This doesn’t make sense. Eating meat = killing animals that could produce greenhouse gases
Mr. “Shotty”,
I apologize. I didn’t know things need to make sense. Perhaps this post is just a front for my other cause – eliminating all vegetarians.
All the worst,
M
Chili gives me gas. Would it increase the effect to add alot of meat to my chili? What about beer. Beer makes me burp. Is there any use in extra burpage or is the end the gas comes out of determinate?
Bakatya,
I have two suggestions for you, and I truly believe that you’ll enjoy both of them.
1) Load up that chili with meat!
2) Drink a case of beer every night.
You were correct to think that “burpage” helps our cause as well. It doesn’t matter if the gas comes out of the basement or the attic, both are A+ for the cause. Thanks for commenting, and keep up the A-G efforts my friend!
M
i love this page! I found it yesterday after the Gorrillamask link and the idea’s have been making me laugh all day.
With a marketing background I’m aware of all the tricks. I am resenting the hell out of all “green” marketing.
God Bless your movement!
Matt,
We blame the vegetarians and Hindu’s in India for global warming. They won’t eat meat (vegetarians). Or cows (Hindu’s-could be their dead uncle). They are some of the worst enemies of the AG movement. Eating Tofu has rotted their brains! What do you suggest for helping them see the errors of their ways?