Apparently one factor of global warming is our booming world population, which makes sense. The more people there are, the more resources that need to be used, the more our global climate rises. Jackpot!
This one’s easy to take part in. Here is a step by step tutorial:
- Have a crapload of kids.
How many little dudes and dudettes should you have? In my opinion, you should aim to have enough kids to field two soccer teams, which equates to 22 kids. Using basic math, this would require your significant other (or you) to be pregnant for 16.5 years of their (or your) life. Many women may oppose this. If this is the case, polygamy may be the answer you’re looking for.
6 Comments
Wednesday at 10:11 am
Awesome site, but you’ve made a miscalculation here. Having 22 children by different women limits both potential numbers and male access to said women. The first is obviously a problem to the movement, and the latter will only cause resentment among young men lacking the resources to acquire and maintain multiple wives. The solution as I see it is to implement a 22 child policy (see China’s one child policy for how this might work). You may consider this authoritarian, but the environment is not going to be destroyed with half-measures.
Wednesday at 11:06 am
Mr. B Rickus,
This is a fantastic idea. It’s people like you who make this a better world. I’m truly greatful for your input. I have a friend in the senate. I’ll give this to him right away so that he can start writing legislation. Hopefully we can just tack this on to some legislation that will be sure to pass. Keep up the good work my friend. You’re a true AG.
Best,
M
Monday at 4:14 pm
Hello Matt,
Great website, makes me laugh! Polygamy sounds good to me.
Tuesday at 7:20 pm
Actually Big, as long as the polygamy is with your wife and single females, the solution is valid. They aren’t married, so just find yourself a wife and 1 or 2 on the side who have no significant others.
Wednesday at 1:15 pm
See, I’m completely opposed to having children, but also completely opposed to the environment. Not having kids means you can earn more money in life, which translates into buying two-door sports cars that drink gas faster than a man in the desert drinks water.
Monday at 12:35 pm
Go Duggers!!