The Toyota Prius is one of the biggest contenders against The Anti-Green Movement. They show that you can be trendy while saving the world. They also save gas, which means the Prius doesn’t burn as much fossil fuel as it can. This leads to a slower climate change.
To combat our great cause’s enemy, kick a Prius whenever you see one. Make sure you leave a visible dent. This will cause the Prius driver to become intimidated. Eventually, there will be a national Prius-kicking crisis, which will undoubtedly cause less people to buy Priuses, which in turn will cause the Prius division of Toyota to go out of business. When this happens, people will be forced to go back to the good old gas-guzzlers and the climate change will accelerate.
8 Comments
Wednesday at 7:29 am
Great. I can’t tell if you are serious you no good Earth hating scum, or in jest you green livered liberal slime. Love the site, such a different point of view. Sign me up for e-mail updates, yeah! Alan
Monday at 11:15 am
You know, I actually like hybrid cars because they pollute more than normal cars. Sure they burn less fuel, but the manufacturing process is more pollutive because of the materials required and, most of all, the batteries. So every time I see some smug hippie driving one or spouting off about how little fuel they burn, I smile because they’re doing more damage than anyone else.
See #4:
http://hybridcarstrucksvans.com/hybrid-cars/disadvantages-of-hybrid-cars/
You can find a lot of info on it if you search around.
Sunday at 10:44 am
Geez…why do “green” cars have to be so ugly, slow, expensive and tiny = unsafe!
Friday at 1:33 pm
I have to drive the company Prius every once and a while and I HATE it. It’s a gutless piece of garbage. And once… I accidently (I wish I could claim otherwise, but I can’t honestly) wrecked it. Maybe it was my anti-green subconcious taking care of business.
Tuesday at 1:08 pm
Just found this site today. This is so great. This post is really funny because I have been kicking Priuses (is that proper plural of Prius?) already.
Friday at 1:49 am
I think the proper pluralization is Prii. Like cactus-cacti or octopus-octopi. It’s confusing, I know, which is just one more reason to hate them.
Thursday at 3:34 pm
I parked next to one of those vile green conveyances today and delighted in opening my door sharply so as to make a nice dent in its side. It brightened my day.
I thought it would be a good idea to notch up little pictures of them down the side of my car, just like WW1 fighter pilots did every time they shot the enemy down. After I got a few I could call myself an ‘ace’ or the ‘brown baron’ or something.
Monday at 1:49 pm
Love the track keeping idea on the side of your car. i’ll start doin that to my truck