Climate-Raising Tip #9 – Put your Christmas lights up NOW!

It’s no where near the Christmas season yet, but if you’re a true antigreener (antigreeners shall now be referred to as AGs), you’ll put your Christmas lights up now. They use lots of unnecessary energy. If your house doesn’t look like the building in the included picture, you are a failure. I only have two tips for you:

• Use as many lights as possible
• Leave these lights on 24/7

If you’re ambitious and want to get extra AG points, throw your Christmas lights out once a year and buy new ones. Let’s do all we can to get those landfills full.