Thursday...3:06 am

Get out your Hummers, gas guzzlers!

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Great news. The price of gas has been declining these past few days. This means it is now cheaper for you to waste gas, ruin the environment, and speed up global warming. Let’s bring on a huge push here.

Gas prices “have been falling almost as furiously as the stock market on a bad day.” Jackpot!

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