I was looking at a certain greenie forum (I like to keep my enemies close) and noticed that they plant two trees for every 100 people to sign up for their forum. This is ridiculous.
To combat this absurd act of environmental kindness, we at GoAntiGreen.com are going to pour a bottle of bleach on a tree for every 5 subscribers we get. To subscribe, click the box to the upper right and subscribe by email. Then tell some friends.
To sum up our game plan:
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wow…i don’t know if i should be repulsed or laughing…
how about i just check back and see the progress of the bleaching/destroying the world and find out? LOL…
seriously, you should probably go kill yourself for doing that, but its your world. be easy fam!
-Ed.
http://www.edthesportsfan.com
Thanks for the positive (?) feedback Ed. When you check back, we’ll have made a big brown dent in this green world.
Be easy man!
Frickin’ hilarious! Ha ha!
This ought to drive the loonies nuts!
FANTASTIC!!!
I’ve taken to selling Carbon Debits, where I release more CO2 to the atmosphere to combat the carbon credit movement.
We need more of these great ideas to combat the Environmentaloons!
Jeff,
You’re fantastic as well my friend. The concept of Carbon Debits is gold! It will get a hearty plug soon. Keep up the good work, I’m most happy that I’ve found another creative A-G friend.
M
I love this site.
- AP
http://philadelphia.metblogs.com
http://aaronproctor.wordpress.com
Can I help by throwing 5 cigarette butts into the Delaware River for every 5 subscribers?
AP-
Thanks for the love. It’s highly appreciated. Also, if you can help us attract subs with your own incentives, we’re all for it! You’re a real A-G! Thanks for the help!
Best,
M
This website has inspired me. So much so, that I thought that I’d add that you can even save money by going A-G! By performing an oil change on your own vehicle, you can save upwards of $20. It’s relatively quick and easy, and while your smoking that victory cigarette, you dump your used motor oil down the storm sewer, saving you even more on recycling fees. It’s a win win situation!
I find that a gallon of diesel fuel kills a tree a lot quicker than bleach. Just thought I’d pass on that helpful tip!