My friends, the Christmas season has approached fast. So fast that I’ve only been able to give you one tip that takes advantage of the Christmas season. My sincere apologies. Here are a few more Christmas season tips you need to start now. Quadruple layer the wrapping paper. In actuality, you should shoot for anywhere [...]
Entries from December 2008
Wednesday
How to make money by Going Anti Green
From reader Bryan Glass: I was reading you blog and started thinking about the positive effects of global warming, and how you can make money by going anti-green. For example: 1) Buy “near-waterfront” property along the coast 2) Go anti-green 3) Relax while global warming converts your “near-waterfront” property to “waterfront” property 4) Profit Special [...]
Monday
Ask an AG #1 – Public transit and the Funtard
This is a new Monday segment. You send in questions, we answer. I don’t own a car and take public transit. Are you going to scold me? -Aaron I won’t scold you because I can tell that you’re a true anti-greenie; however, I do think less of you. I also think that you’re a fool. [...]
Friday
Climate-Rising Tip #12 – Keep your car running at all times
It’s officially winter in the midwest. Mother nature has dumped a couple inches of snow upon us. Sadly, this snow will stay on the ground until April because midwest winters are notorious for never raising above 32 degrees Fahrenheit. I park my car outside, which is really awful in the winter. Snow or no snow, [...]
Wednesday
Welcome new readers
First, for those of you who often have jokes go right over your head – this is a humor blog. I don’t hate the environment. I happen to be a big fan of any environment that contains me. Check out the list of Climate-Rising Tips. Follow me on Twitter @GoAntiGreen, join our Facebook group , [...]