Entries from December 2008

Friday

Climate-Rising Tip #13 – Go Anti Green for Christmas

My friends, the Christmas season has approached fast. So fast that I’ve only been able to give you one tip that takes advantage of the Christmas season. My sincere apologies. Here are a few more Christmas season tips you need to start now. Quadruple layer the wrapping paper.  In actuality, you should shoot for anywhere [...]

Wednesday

How to make money by Going Anti Green

From reader Bryan Glass: I was reading you blog and started thinking about the positive effects of global warming, and how you can make money by going anti-green.  For example: 1) Buy “near-waterfront” property along the coast 2) Go anti-green 3) Relax while global warming converts your “near-waterfront” property to “waterfront” property 4) Profit Special [...]

Monday

Ask an AG #1 – Public transit and the Funtard

This is a new Monday segment. You send in questions, we answer. I don’t own a car and take public transit. Are you going to scold me? -Aaron I won’t scold you because I can tell that you’re a true anti-greenie; however, I do think less of you. I also think that you’re a fool. [...]

Friday

Climate-Rising Tip #12 – Keep your car running at all times

It’s officially winter in the midwest. Mother nature has dumped a couple inches of snow upon us. Sadly, this snow will stay on the ground until April because midwest winters are notorious for never raising above 32 degrees Fahrenheit. I park my car outside, which is really awful in the winter. Snow or no snow, [...]

Wednesday

Welcome new readers

First, for those of you who often have jokes go right over your head – this is a humor blog. I don’t hate the environment. I happen to be a big fan of any environment that contains me. Check out the list of Climate-Rising Tips. Follow me on Twitter @GoAntiGreen, join our Facebook group , [...]