First, for those of you who often have jokes go right over your head – this is a humor blog. I don’t hate the environment. I happen to be a big fan of any environment that contains me.
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The Best.
Website.
EVER.
I’m down to join the Anti-Green Movement!
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Cool. You are the Archie Bunker of the environmental movement. Clever stuff!
Thanks for the kind words folks. Keep up the AG efforts!
M
this is a scream. I don’t hate the planet, but I do hate the global-whining greenwashed eco-friendly nuts. sign me up!
Greetings from the Peoples Republik of Carbondale, IL. Saint Algore will not be happy with this website
like the humor, like the angles; fodder for bloggers elsewhere (me!) Although I do wig out over vanishing forests & polar bears, I understand the backlash. My beef – ‘scuse me – my sushi? – w/ the green mvmt is the rampant hypocrisy & thoughtless knee-jerk actions that actually make things worse! Keep up the good work.
Hilarious! And I thought you might like this post on my blog, which kind of fits in with your AG agenda…
Go to http://trinklebean.wordpress.com/2008/06/28/family-conversation-iii/
The anti-green movement will reign supreme!
You have my utmost support:
http://phatality.blogspot.com
honeydays, yakman, riverwatcher, trinklebean, and Emilio – thanks a lot for supporting The Anti Green Movement!
matt
P.S. Riverwatcher – if you’re a blogger, why didn’t you include a link? We would all love to check out your site!
umm this website is awesome. i wish i’d found out about it sooner. i like winter sometimes but thats beside the point. you guys are way funnier than those annoying green people. all they freakin do is repeat what they hear on tv or hear other people saying. kind of like robots. which brings me to my genius idea for you: you should create anti-green movement robots. brown ones. do it.
Did you know Polar Bear tastes like chicken?
Polar Bear: The Other White Meat
I’m Canadian so I deal with green knobs more than most. But I’m trying to do my part. When I found this site I changed my fantasy football name from Green Bastards (named after a character’s alter ego on the Canadian show Trailer Park Boys) to the Anti-Green Bastards. This year I won the championship. Coincidence? I think not. AG for life.
This blog is amazing! Funny and witty with a satirically principled core.
As a current MBA student, I am subjected to the institutional liberal “greenwashing” that is pervading business programs across the country. Often times I feel like I am one of the only folks out there that opposes this baseless and disingenuous movement. I am so glad to see that there is a dedicated community to fighting absurdity with absurdity. Keep it up!
More entries please!
turn on all your lights tonight ( and today) remove your energy efficient bulbs, litter and burn coal, YES WE CAN!
This is quite a hot information. I’ll share it on Twitter.
Worst site ever.How can someone go anti green???You must be very stupid and bored of life
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HOW DO I JOIN?!! Let me in! Let me in!
Or, I’ll take an oil rig down to Antarctica, where I will kill the all the baby squids, krill and little fishies with my abominable crude oil, thereby destroying the lives of millions upon millions of penguins! DO YOU WANT PENGUIN BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS?!! Do you?
I don’t think you are prepared to handle that, now are you?
This is fine. I will be fine with penguin blood on my hands as long as you throw a giant penguin BBQ and invite me.
I brought the “Kick a Prius” article to my 7th grade class and my history teacher confiscated it. Not cool. They feed me their greenie propaganda! I have the right to state my opinion. This is the most awesome website ever created!! Long live the antigreen movement and forever may we exhale carbon dioxide “pollutants”!!!!!!!!
You should do a post about the Steve Irwin and re rest of the Whale Wars crew! Man I just watch that how to laugh @ them
You so need an official t-shirt!
Hi Matt,
Thoroughly enjoy your blog! I have joined the anti-green movement whole heartedly. This article on the BBC has inspired me to drink more bottled water, gotta fill up those landfill sites!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8141569.stm
Also, “green” parking spaces have begun to pop up around my city which is extremely irritating as they are prime spots. Due to this I have started to boycott those businesses.
Thanks for all the climate rising tips!
I feel so at home….
It’s nice to know that there is at least one person on this Earth who hasn’t gone completely insane.
May all the environmentalists burn in hell!..
And that goes for anyone else who thinks:
‘animals > humans’
I am truly inspired! I made it my personal goal in 2009 to add as much carbon to the environment as humanly possible. I was going to wait until December to calculate the ever important carbon footprint number……but I’m like a kid in the candy store and couldn’t wait. Turns out, I am reaching my goal even faster than expected. 40.01 tonnes per year. Not bad for an amateur.
Here’s a good tip: cut down every tree and bush in your yard. I did it this summer. It’s amazing how much you can see when you cut those damn things down.
This is soo sad….I’m not sure why your doing this are you a Palin/Beck zealot???? well NOT to take the focus off abortion which I’m often accused of by the conservatives (they need to change that and call themselves the “over-consumption advocates” their anything but conservative) let me share my story….
a few years ago my husband ate tuna at lunch with co-workers for an extended period, I miscarried a daughter during this time due to chromosome abnormalities with my husband, it was later proven that my husband was MERCURY POISONED from the tuna fish, which damaged his chromosomes, and caused me to miscarry…you can debate global warming, but there is no denying fossil fuels have contaminated our fish and air quality with mercury!!!!
Suz,
Did you mean to say your “boyfriend”? Jeremy Piven isn’t married.
Matt
My story has nothing to do with Piven, I heard about his unfortunate mercry poisoning issue, he had a difficult time, I hope he releases a documentary soon…I know this website is a satire, but if you guys are really against green efforts you should be ashamed, it’s not a very funny thing to joke about… the Catholic Church has recently added 7 more sins to the mortal sin list, one is pollution, they haven’t added new sins in 1500 years, but the Beck/Palin brainwashed devotees will try their hardest to down play environmental concerns, while telling us abortion and gay marriage should be the “only top moral concerns” of our day! why? because Palin wants to rape the environment for more oil, and beck is a FOX NEWS REPUBLICAN MOUTH PIECE…money is their god…..
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I’m proud to announce that Keith Olbermann has visited the blog! I can only assume he’s taken the persona of “Suzanne”, as he likes to go on rants like the one posted above, but he’s a bit more eloquent with words (read: he uses them correctly), so I don’t know exactly what to think. Welcome, Keith!
Matt
I like this site /blog / whatever. I would like to see my Aunt Ila nominated for some kind of award. Way back when, when aerosol hair sprays were being threatened, my dear Aunt rushed to the store in her great big Buick and bought CASES of the stuff ’cause she wasn’t going to wreck her nails with the stupid pump type sprayers. I believe that Aunt Ila was personally responsible for my golf course opening two weeks earlier than it used to.