This is a new Monday segment. You send in questions, we answer.
I don’t own a car and take public transit. Are you going to scold me?
-Aaron
I won’t scold you because I can tell that you’re a true anti-greenie; however, I do think less of you. I also think that you’re a fool. Luckily for you, there are several ways that you can make up for your slackage and I fully expect you to do so. The first thing I recommend you do is mock yourself for using public transportation.
–Matt
Matt,
You are a fu**tard.
-Stu
I’m a bit confused. First of all, “You are a fu**tard” is a statement, not a question! You’re silly. Second of all, I think you misspelled the word “funtard” – I don’t know what else you would be trying to say beyond those asterisks.
I’ve never heard of the word “funtard”, but I assume a funtard is someone who radiates fun day after day. I’m guessing this person is also widely known to be hilarious and extremely attractive? Oh Stu, you get me every time.
Thanks again, Stu!
–Matt
Hmm. I think he may be trying to insult you, Matt. By calling you a furtard, like those people who dress up as animals in pursuit of sexual gratification. I’m not positive since there’s no context, but it can be interpreted a couple of ways.
I like this site.. only because it goes against what all the sheep are following, just like I hate Christmas: http://tinyurl.com/6poz6v
I stocked up on regular light-bulbs when they issued a ban on them…now that GM is going under, how does one stock-up Yukons? I wouldn’t mind a Suburban. I have a couple of crumb-snatchers so money is always tight. Any advice would be appreciated.