Monthly Archives: April 2009
Climate-Rising Tip #16 – Dump Crap Into Bodies Of Water
The Greenies hate it when we put stuff in bodies of water. We could probably pour some water into water and they would rally against it. We’re allowed to dump things on land, so why can’t we dump things in … Continue reading
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Climate-Rising Tip #15 – Defend Yourself With An Anti-Green Gun
If you’ve been reading the blog lately, you know that my safety is now constantly threatened by vengeful Greenies. You also know that I’m going on a summer Anti-Green tour. On this tour, I’m going to encounter plenty of people. … Continue reading
