Entries from April 2009

Wednesday

Climate-Rising Tip #16 – Dump Crap Into Bodies Of Water

The Greenies hate it when we put stuff in bodies of water. We could probably pour some water into water and they would rally against it. We’re allowed to dump things on land, so why can’t we dump things in water? We have landfills, so why can’t we have waterfills? What are you saying, people [...]

Monday

Climate-Rising Tip #15 – Defend Yourself With An Anti-Green Gun

If you’ve been reading the blog lately, you know that my safety is now constantly threatened by vengeful Greenies. You also know that I’m going on a summer Anti-Green tour. On this tour, I’m going to encounter plenty of people. Some of these people will most assuredly be Greenies. Some of them may want to [...]