Monthly Archives: December 2009
Climate-Rising Tip #22 – Take Your Clothes Off (Only For Attractive Women Of Age)
Along with the stipulation of only being for attractive women of age (who are not related to me), this rule is only to be followed in the cold winter months. The greenies tell us to wear a sweater or two … Continue reading
Filed under Tips To Speed Up Global Warming
For every 10 subscribers, we’ll saran wrap a Prius
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve already offered you incentive for subscribing by telling you that for every 5 subscribers, we’ll pour a bottle of bleach on a tree. We’ve decided that we will add a new subscription incentive after every 10 … Continue reading
Filed under Subscription Incentive
Climate-Rising Tip #21 – Send Text Messages Via Mail
Much like the U.S. House of Representatives can solve the healthcare problem as they’re solving the College Football BCS problem, I can solve two problems at once. However, the problems I solve are more important than the problems they solve. … Continue reading
Filed under Tips To Speed Up Global Warming
Climate-Rising Tip #20 – Only Cook With Easy Bake Ovens
I’ve mentioned that we should all eat a lot of food, particularly meat, but I haven’t told you how to cook it in the most inefficient way possible. These days, modern cooking appliances – stoves, ovens, microwaves – are designed … Continue reading
Filed under Tips To Speed Up Global Warming
