Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve already offered you incentive for subscribing by telling you that for every 5 subscribers, we’ll pour a bottle of bleach on a tree. We’ve decided that we will add a new subscription incentive after every 10 climate-rising tips. Here’s the latest: every time 10 people subscribe, we’ll saran wrap a Prius, rendering it completely useless (well, even more useless).
To kick this incentive off, we’ve already ravaged one Prius. Our apologies for the poor lighting – the only place we knew we could find a Prius was our local Whole Foods, which has a poorly-lit parking garage.
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10 Comments
Monday at 12:40 pm
Did you also leave a tin foil hat as a Christmas present for the driver?
Monday at 4:16 pm
Ashty,
No, I left a business card from my neighborhood chop shop under the windshield wiper in hopes of the driver bringing the Prius there. The driver also gets a bunch of free saran wrap. What’s better than that?
Matt
Monday at 5:07 pm
Epic Win. I love it
you guys should do it in green and red saran wrap so it can be a christmas-y sh!tty car-thing
just sayin’
keep up the good work
Wednesday at 2:59 am
Randy-
Great idea. We should try to lobby the saran wrap companies to create holiday saran wrap so we can partake in this event on every holiday!
Matt
Monday at 6:01 pm
BOO YAH !!! instead of saran wrapping a stupid prius, what about burning it to the ground ???
Wednesday at 3:01 am
E-
For legal reasons, I can neither condone nor condemn this idea.
Matt
Monday at 6:05 pm
You’re a douchebag. That’s my car!
Wednesday at 3:02 am
Adam-
Please return my saran wrap ASAP.
Thanks,
Matt
Wednesday at 8:19 pm
If Adam returned it, wouldn’t that be recycling? Just buy some more
Saturday at 1:17 pm
even better…wrap it in wet paper towel…they’ll have a heartattack at the waste of trees