For every 10 subscribers, we’ll saran wrap a Prius

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve already offered you incentive for subscribing by telling you that for every 5 subscribers, we’ll pour a bottle of bleach on a tree. We’ve decided that we will add a new subscription incentive after every 10 climate-rising tips. Here’s the latest: every time 10 people subscribe, we’ll saran wrap a Prius, rendering it completely useless (well, even more useless).

To kick this incentive off, we’ve already ravaged one Prius. Our apologies for the poor lighting – the only place we knew we could find a Prius was our local Whole Foods, which has a poorly-lit parking garage.

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10 Comments

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10 Responses to For every 10 subscribers, we’ll saran wrap a Prius

  1. Ashty

    Did you also leave a tin foil hat as a Christmas present for the driver?

    • Matt

      Ashty,

      No, I left a business card from my neighborhood chop shop under the windshield wiper in hopes of the driver bringing the Prius there. The driver also gets a bunch of free saran wrap. What’s better than that?

      Matt

  2. Randy Sanders

    Epic Win. I love it :)
    you guys should do it in green and red saran wrap so it can be a christmas-y sh!tty car-thing
    just sayin’
    keep up the good work

    • Matt

      Randy-

      Great idea. We should try to lobby the saran wrap companies to create holiday saran wrap so we can partake in this event on every holiday!

      Matt

  3. enviro-sk

    BOO YAH !!! instead of saran wrapping a stupid prius, what about burning it to the ground ???

  4. Adam

    You’re a douchebag. That’s my car!

  5. ea

    even better…wrap it in wet paper towel…they’ll have a heartattack at the waste of trees

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