Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve already offered you incentive for subscribing by telling you that for every 5 subscribers, we’ll pour a bottle of bleach on a tree. We’ve decided that we will add a new subscription incentive after every 10 climate-rising tips. Here’s the latest: every time 10 people subscribe, we’ll saran wrap a Prius, rendering it completely useless (well, even more useless).
To kick this incentive off, we’ve already ravaged one Prius. Our apologies for the poor lighting – the only place we knew we could find a Prius was our local Whole Foods, which has a poorly-lit parking garage.
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Did you also leave a tin foil hat as a Christmas present for the driver?
Ashty,
No, I left a business card from my neighborhood chop shop under the windshield wiper in hopes of the driver bringing the Prius there. The driver also gets a bunch of free saran wrap. What’s better than that?
Matt
Epic Win. I love it
you guys should do it in green and red saran wrap so it can be a christmas-y sh!tty car-thing
just sayin’
keep up the good work
Randy-
Great idea. We should try to lobby the saran wrap companies to create holiday saran wrap so we can partake in this event on every holiday!
Matt
BOO YAH !!! instead of saran wrapping a stupid prius, what about burning it to the ground ???
E-
For legal reasons, I can neither condone nor condemn this idea.
Matt
You’re a douchebag. That’s my car!
Adam-
Please return my saran wrap ASAP.
Thanks,
Matt
If Adam returned it, wouldn’t that be recycling? Just buy some more
even better…wrap it in wet paper towel…they’ll have a heartattack at the waste of trees