Category Archives: Tips To Speed Up Global Warming

Along with the stipulation of only being for attractive women of age (who are not related to me), this rule is only to be followed in the cold winter months. The greenies tell us to wear a sweater or two … Continue reading →

Much like the U.S. House of Representatives can solve the healthcare problem as they’re solving the College Football BCS problem, I can solve two problems at once. However, the problems I solve are more important than the problems they solve. … Continue reading →

I’ve mentioned that we should all eat a lot of food, particularly meat, but I haven’t told you how to cook it in the most inefficient way possible. These days, modern cooking appliances – stoves, ovens, microwaves – are designed … Continue reading →

You may not know this, mortal, but the way you use money can make a huge impact on the economy. According to my calculations, billions of monetary transactions are made every day. If everyone wasted just a tad of energy … Continue reading →

Quick. Think of a well known man from America’s history who flew a kite for a good cause. If you didn’t think of Benjamin Franklin, you’re wrong. The answer is Benjamin Franklin. He supposedly tied a key to a kite, … Continue reading →

First California thinks about banning all black cars. Now the United States Secretary of Energy wants us all to paint our roofs white. One can deduct two simple facts from these stories: Things that are black run inefficiently. Especially when … Continue reading →

Some cafeterias across the nation participate in a terrible, terrible tradition of “Trayless Tuesdays”. Trayless Tuesdays are a travesty. Zach B from Hastings has one word to describe Trayless Tuesdays – “Disgusting.” Disgusting indeed. Well said Zach. What happens on … Continue reading →

My friends, the Christmas season has approached fast. So fast that I’ve only been able to give you one tip that takes advantage of the Christmas season. My sincere apologies. Here are a few more Christmas season tips you need … Continue reading →